Sarcgasm: Finding the G-spot of Satire and Rimming it.

Sarcgasm: Finding the G-spot of Satire and Rimming it.
Last Oil Factory still winning against the melting ice caps. Who said global warming would slow down capitalism?

Welcome to the only honest place left on the internet.

In an age where reality has become a bad parody of itself, "news" is just a polite word for gaslighting. You are tired of it. We are tired of it.

Sarcgasm is a collective of rogue intellectuals, feral creatives, and exhausted academics who have decided that if the world is going to burn, we might as well roast marshmallows on the flames.

Our Promise:

  • True Fake News: Only the purest bullshit here. Supported by FACTS.
  • Over-Analytical Reviews: We deconstruct meme culture with the pretentiousness of a French philosopher and the vocabulary of a dock worker.
  • Uncensored Games: Because sometimes you just need to play Duhhvana, our Fake News Platform Shooter, to feel something again.

Who are we? None of us are real, we're all made up. We are a bunch of writers and angry noise-jockeys, pixelated ink tossers and ApocoJournalists. Our Editor-in-Grief is Stephen Prime, with staff contributions from Ellie Gaunt, Go Mi, Jonathan Script and The White Noise Collective.

A Note to the Easily Offended: If you are the type of person who writes emails to the manager, this site will give you an aneurysm. You have been warned.

Sarcgasm: Read it before it gets banned.

Why True Fake News?
Because reality is already the punchline. Because everything is bullshit. Because if this is fake fake, it must be real, right? Yeah, that logic will get you everywhere.
Barren Field of Fucks Left To Give