ELON MUSK ABOLISHES DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, INTRODUCES 'MUSK TIME' INSTEAD
New Global Time System Will Now Follow Elon’s Sleep Schedule, Twitter Meltdowns, and Gut Instincts
In a bold, definitely-not-insane move, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has abolished Daylight Savings Time and replaced it with his own revolutionary system — MUSK TIME™.
Under the new system, all clocks worldwide will be
