The Hooker in the Toy Box: Why We Crave the Corrupted Childhood
That viral Toy Story image is just the tip of the iceberg. A deep dive into "dual-addressing," the psychology of the adult wink, and the thin line between comedy and predation.
Ellie Gaunt
Trump Sues Himself for Making Himself Look Like a Bitter, Sweaty, Reality-TV Liar with Tiny Hands and a Toddler’s Brain
Trump alleges he has spent years deliberately making himself appear deranged by saying things out loud, repeatedly, in public, on camera, occasionally to large crowds of people with a collective braincell count sometmies in the high hundreds.
Trump Accidentally Sends “Dick Pic” to Entire United Nations, Delegates Mistook It for Marine Biology Slide
“the most powerful, most beloved, and most downloaded image in world history,” Reply All Dick-Pic causes unseeable pain.
MUSK UNVEILS ROBOCOCK, OFFERS HORSES TO THE MASSES
Elon Musk—lover, rocket man, alleged horse baron—has once again launched himself into the headlines genitals-first. While Tesla stock yo-yos and his children’s names start to resemble CAPTCHA codes, the Model D promises a future where men can literally fuck machines—and possibly sue them afterward.
White House Press Sec's 'Your Mom Did' Threatens World Order; Budapest Summit Now Contingent on Parental Approval
Due to the "Your Mom" remark, officials are now seeking to get parental confirmation for all upcoming Trump-y shit shows.