Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle
BBC is saying that walking and cycling promotes a view of transport that cannot be backed by large oil companies or sponsored off the books by sports car manufacturer's gifts.
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Recipe For Disaster
Take one dictatorship posing as a democracy
Slow roast until the heart is black and the meat is thirsty
Add two or three cracked liberalists
Whisk together with million dollar missiles
Pour in a few hundred thousand dead soldiers
And a good pinch of murdered women and children
Let it
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