Massive Prick Splits Western Civilisation in Half
Donald Trump may have a small penis (according to this testimony from Katie Johnson who was raped by Trump on Epstein's private island when she was only 13), but he sure is a massive prick.
We made a video of his prick splitting the White House (and thus symbolically, the entire US and perhaps also the whole of Western civilisation if you want to take it all the way up through your hole and up to your tonsils).
ouchy you hurt me with your massive prick, right in the moral centre of the universe.
(link so youz can follow dat shit)
Oh yes it seems funny now... but is it really funny. Really? Who's really laughing actually. Who the fuck is laughing really. Really? Who?
Oh yeah, I am because I'm British.
Hahahaha aah wahaha waaaa lolcry.
Btw, in case you like harrowing sounds, Wolfugue has spun that testimony into somekinda abmient noise thing, here:
Wolfugue makes the ugly truth beautiful despite a lack of musical acumen
Disclaimer: I do not endorse Donald Trump and I do not get paid by him to keep my mouth shut or my wrist moving, I just do it all for shits and giggles.
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