Recipe For Disaster

Take one dictatorship posing as a democracy
Slow roast until the heart is black and the meat is thirsty
Add two or three cracked liberalists
Whisk together with million dollar missiles
Pour in a few hundred thousand dead soldiers
And a good pinch of murdered women and children
Let it rise for a few years in a lukewarm temperature
of media hype and propaganda masquerading as fact
Nuke it all up so it's scalding on the inside and frozen in the middle
Then serve with a drizzle of oil gravy and lashings of ultra-violence

(originally published on The Spoof, Nov 4th 2011)