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A Modest Proposal for the Acquisition of the North, for the Preventing of the Children of Inuit from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick (Defence)

A Modest Proposal for the Acquisition of the North, for the Preventing of the Children of Inuit from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick (Defence)

"If we are to be an Empire, let us be an honest one." Lemuel Trolliver dissects the 'Modest Proposal' to purchase Greenland, exposing the Imperial Realpolitik beneath the 'real estate' rhetoric. Includes a special rebuttal from a very real, definitely-not-automated Russian patriot.

Trump Sues Himself for Making Himself Look Like a Bitter, Sweaty, Reality-TV Liar with Tiny Hands and a Toddler’s Brain

Trump Sues Himself for Making Himself Look Like a Bitter, Sweaty, Reality-TV Liar with Tiny Hands and a Toddler’s Brain

Trump alleges he has spent years deliberately making himself appear deranged by saying things out loud, repeatedly, in public, on camera, occasionally to large crowds of people with a collective braincell count sometmies in the high hundreds.

Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast

Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast

Elon Musk’s hand shot forward—not a Nazi salute, of course not! No, it was a sonic boom aimed at our values.

The MAGA Remix: How the Village People Became America’s New Anthem

The MAGA Remix: How the Village People Became America’s New Anthem

Village People took center stage at Donald Trump’s second inauguration today, debuting a brand-new rendition of their iconic hit “Y.M.C.A.” rebranded as “M.A.G.A.”