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Karoline Leavitt is the Mouth of Sauron

White House Press Sec's 'Your Mom Did' Threatens World Order; Budapest Summit Now Contingent on Parental Approval

Due to the "Your Mom" remark, officials are now seeking to get parental confirmation for all upcoming Trump-y shit shows.
Ellie Gaunt 22 Oct 2025
BBC Issues Unprecedented Recall of Ricky Gervais’s Entire Catalogue After Shocking Discovery: He Was Just Being a Prick All Along

BBC Issues Unprecedented Recall of Ricky Gervais’s Entire Catalogue After Shocking Discovery: He Was Just Being a Prick All Along

BBC investigation uncovers the comedian isn't "meta", he's just a prick. Gervais fans quickly do a double-turn and pretend they never liked him.
Stephen Prime 21 Oct 2025
Tesla's are not the only thing that need recharging regularly after being plugged in

TECH TYCOON TRADES TESLAS FOR TITILLATION IN ROBOTIC REBOOT

Elon Musk has reportedly announced plans to acquire “the most advanced piece of penetrative machinery mankind has ever engineered” — a pneumatic sex robot
Stephen Prime 20 Oct 2025
Kent Seaside Residents Rejoice as Cyclone Changes Course for Pas-Ici-sur-Mer

Kent Seaside Residents Rejoice as Cyclone Changes Course for Pas-Ici-sur-Mer

Residents of Pett-Neville were cheering and rejoicing as scenes of destruction flooded news channels. The storm made landfall instead in the French resort town of Pas-Ici-sur-Mer.
Go Mi 19 Oct 2025
Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

Stephen Prime 19 Feb 2014
New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition Announced

New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition Announced

Stephen Prime 08 Nov 2011

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