The Hooker in the Toy Box: Why We Crave the Corrupted Childhood
That viral Toy Story image is just the tip of the iceberg. A deep dive into "dual-addressing," the psychology of the adult wink, and the thin line between comedy and predation.
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A Modest Proposal for the Acquisition of the North, for the Preventing of the Children of Inuit from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick (Defence)
"If we are to be an Empire, let us be an honest one." Lemuel Trolliver dissects the 'Modest Proposal' to purchase Greenland, exposing the Imperial Realpolitik beneath the 'real estate' rhetoric. Includes a special rebuttal from a very real, definitely-not-automated Russian patriot.
MUSK UNVEILS ROBOCOCK, OFFERS HORSES TO THE MASSES
Elon Musk—lover, rocket man, alleged horse baron—has once again launched himself into the headlines genitals-first. While Tesla stock yo-yos and his children’s names start to resemble CAPTCHA codes, the Model D promises a future where men can literally fuck machines—and possibly sue them afterward.
BBC Issues Unprecedented Recall of Ricky Gervais’s Entire Catalogue After Shocking Discovery: He Was Just Being a Prick All Along
BBC investigation uncovers the comedian isn't "meta", he's just a prick. Gervais fans quickly do a double-turn and pretend they never liked him.
TECH TYCOON TRADES TESLAS FOR TITILLATION IN ROBOTIC REBOOT
Elon Musk has reportedly announced plans to acquire “the most advanced piece of penetrative machinery mankind has ever engineered” — a pneumatic sex robot
Kent Seaside Residents Rejoice as Cyclone Changes Course for Pas-Ici-sur-Mer
Residents of Pett-Neville were cheering and rejoicing as scenes of destruction flooded news channels. The storm made landfall instead in the French resort town of Pas-Ici-sur-Mer.
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