The Britannia Card™: Nigel Farage Invents a Frequent-Flyer Scheme for the Aristocracy of Tax Evasion
Nigel Farage's latest policy proposal: the “Britannia Card.” A Tax Break for the ultra-rich. His bare-faced lies have nowhere to hide.
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TRUMP’S TRUTH FUMES TRIGGER LAWSUIT: AIDE CLAIMS HE DEVELOPED EMPHYSEMA FROM INHALING PRESIDENT’S BULLSHIT
Trump Aide files suit after claims breathing the President's Bullshit gave him emphysema.
SUMMIT HAILED AS SUCCESS; TRUMP LEAVES JAPAN WITH SACRED PUTTER, NOBEL NOD
A "masterclass in targeted adulation," The Sycophantic Presidential Golden Shower.
BBC Issues Unprecedented Recall of Ricky Gervais’s Entire Catalogue After Shocking Discovery: He Was Just Being a Prick All Along
BBC investigation uncovers the comedian isn't "meta", he's just a prick. Gervais fans quickly do a double-turn and pretend they never liked him.
Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans
Musk will inject his own cells into the ocean, creating an oceanic rebrand even worse than X
Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast
Elon Musk’s hand shot forward—not a Nazi salute, of course not! No, it was a sonic boom aimed at our values.
Trump's Blue Monday: The Most Depressing Day Ever
The second coming of Trump lands squarely on Blue Monday. On the “most depressing day of the year,” we’re swearing in the man who tried to buy Greenland. You couldn’t make this shit up.