God Mode: When Empire Plays Reality With Mods From Sam Kriss’s "sandbox mode" to the blunt reality of nuclear war, we unpack the empire's transition from statecraft to "griefing" the global server.
Liberté, Égalité, Find Out: France Raids X for Child Safety Crimes and Summons Musk on Hitler’s Birthday France raids X’s offices for child safety crimes and summons Elon Musk on 4/20—Hitler’s birthday. The "Find Out" phase has begun for the free speech absolutist.
The Britannia Card™: Nigel Farage Invents a Frequent-Flyer Scheme for the Aristocracy of Tax Evasion Nigel Farage's latest policy proposal: the “Britannia Card.” A Tax Break for the ultra-rich. His bare-faced lies have nowhere to hide.
TRUMP’S TRUTH FUMES TRIGGER LAWSUIT: AIDE CLAIMS HE DEVELOPED EMPHYSEMA FROM INHALING PRESIDENT’S BULLSHIT Trump Aide files suit after claims breathing the President's Bullshit gave him emphysema.
SUMMIT HAILED AS SUCCESS; TRUMP LEAVES JAPAN WITH SACRED PUTTER, NOBEL NOD A "masterclass in targeted adulation," The Sycophantic Presidential Golden Shower.
BBC Issues Unprecedented Recall of Ricky Gervais’s Entire Catalogue After Shocking Discovery: He Was Just Being a Prick All Along BBC investigation uncovers the comedian isn't "meta", he's just a prick. Gervais fans quickly do a double-turn and pretend they never liked him.