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A Modest Proposal for the Acquisition of the North, for the Preventing of the Children of Inuit from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick (Defence)

A Modest Proposal for the Acquisition of the North, for the Preventing of the Children of Inuit from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick (Defence)

"If we are to be an Empire, let us be an honest one." Lemuel Trolliver dissects the 'Modest Proposal' to purchase Greenland, exposing the Imperial Realpolitik beneath the 'real estate' rhetoric. Includes a special rebuttal from a very real, definitely-not-automated Russian patriot.
Lemuel Trolliver 20 Jan 2026
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked "Grok 4.1" Patch Notes Reveal New "Predator" Subscription Tier

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked "Grok 4.1" Patch Notes Reveal New "Predator" Subscription Tier

We obtained the "internal" changelog for Grok's latest update. It turns out the fix for the revenge-porn scandal wasn't to stop it, but to charge $29.99 for it. Includes the "Toaster Defense" analysis.
Stephen Prime 17 Jan 2026

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THE LARGE PRINT GIVETH | and the small print taketh away - Tom Waits