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Go Mi

Go Mi

Pas-Ici-sur-Mer

Go Mi is a fearless reporter of the most absurd and ridiculous stories from around the world. After completing a residence at the BBC's Utter Shite Desk, he worked at The Onion (a greengrocer) for a few years being invented by us at Sarcgasm.

72% OF KMFDM FANS STILL THINK NAME MEANS “KILL MOTHER-FUCKING DEPECHE MODE

72% OF KMFDM FANS STILL THINK NAME MEANS “KILL MOTHER-FUCKING DEPECHE MODE

Depeche Mode respond with a polite statement: “We do not remember asking to be murdered.”

“Smells Like My Arse”: Chris Martin Finds His Base Notes in the Back End

“Smells Like My Arse”: Chris Martin Finds His Base Notes in the Back End

Chris Martin responds to ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow's "Smells Like My Vagina" candle with his own "Smells Like My Arse"

TRUMP’S TRUTH FUMES TRIGGER LAWSUIT: AIDE CLAIMS HE DEVELOPED EMPHYSEMA FROM INHALING PRESIDENT’S BULLSHIT

TRUMP’S TRUTH FUMES TRIGGER LAWSUIT: AIDE CLAIMS HE DEVELOPED EMPHYSEMA FROM INHALING PRESIDENT’S BULLSHIT

Trump Aide files suit after claims breathing the President's Bullshit gave him emphysema.

Kent Seaside Residents Rejoice as Cyclone Changes Course for Pas-Ici-sur-Mer

Kent Seaside Residents Rejoice as Cyclone Changes Course for Pas-Ici-sur-Mer

Residents of Pett-Neville were cheering and rejoicing as scenes of destruction flooded news channels. The storm made landfall instead in the French resort town of Pas-Ici-sur-Mer.