A Treatise Upon the Sigma Grindset of the Youthful Proletariat; Or, Why the NPCs Must Cease Their Weeping Over the Looms
Why the adult labourer is totally mid, and how the free market relies on the youthful hustle of ten-year-olds at the deep fryer.
Lemuel Trolliver
A Modest Proposal for the Acquisition of the North, for the Preventing of the Children of Inuit from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick (Defence)
"If we are to be an Empire, let us be an honest one." Lemuel Trolliver dissects the 'Modest Proposal' to purchase Greenland, exposing the Imperial Realpolitik beneath the 'real estate' rhetoric. Includes a special rebuttal from a very real, definitely-not-automated Russian patriot.
The 0.42% Apocalypse
Your father thinks asylum seekers are eating caviar in 4-star hotels. We ran the numbers: the only thing "luxury" about the crisis is the £383m profit margin for Serco. Lemuel Trolliver dismantles the "casual racism" of the dinner table.