Privacy

Privacy Policy

Last Updated: May 2026

This privacy policy outlines how Sarcgasm (sarcgasm.com) handles personal data collected via subscriber signups and automated communications.

1. Data We Collect

We only collect personal information that you voluntarily provide to us when subscribing to our publication:

• Email Address: Required exclusively to deliver our creative writing and satire newsletters and to facilitate secure, passwordless account authentication (Magic Links).

2. How Your Data Is Processed

Your data is handled securely and is never sold, traded, or shared with third-party advertising networks.

• Hosting Infrastructure: Our publication is self-hosted on a private, secured virtual environment.
• Email Delivery Backend: We utilize Sinch Mailgun as our trusted third-party data processor to handle transactional account routing and bulk automated email newsletter delivery.

3. Use of Cookies

This site relies entirely on the native, out-of-the-box Ghost CMS engine. We use only strictly necessary functional session cookies to keep you securely authenticated while navigating members-only features. We do not deploy any third-party marketing, tracking, or behavioral analytics cookies.

4. Data Control and Retention

You retain absolute control over your information:

• You can instantly revoke your subscription status or permanently remove your profile from our database by clicking the Unsubscribe link located at the footer of any automated email we send.
• For complete data erasure requests, contact us directly at [email protected].