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Microbial Corporate Behaviour: * Symbiosis: Early-stage alliances where two companies or leaders feed off each other’s strengths. * Competition: As they grow, resources get scarce or power gets lopsided, and like yeast, they start budding off, splitting or poisoning each other to survive. * Mutation: Adapt or die. Companies evolve, pivot, merge,

New Global Time System Will Now Follow Elon’s Sleep Schedule, Twitter Meltdowns, and Gut Instincts In a bold, definitely-not-insane move, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has abolished Daylight Savings Time and replaced it with his own revolutionary system — MUSK TIME™. Under the new system, all clocks worldwide will be

I decided I'd write a new shitty comic and it's fucking ace. Have at it. #comics #cartoons #IcantdraweventhoughIhaveanartdegreeirl #notAI

A cold front of stagnation barrels in from the west, spreading through minds and dampened hopes. Expect intermittent flashes of self-doubt, followed by heavy showers of nostalgia, pooling regret across low-lying areas of ambition.

In the blaze of America’s most heroic fantasy, there came the tale of Donald Trump and the kitten. Yes, that Donald Trump, the man who once claimed he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose votes. This time, he was saving the day—and a kitten—from

It started with a tweet, as all great disasters do: “Just took the biggest, most tremendous dump. Doctors are calling it a miracle. Maybe the largest in history! No one’s ever seen anything like it. MAGA!” The internet exploded. Memes of toilets with golden thrones adorned every social media