TECH TYCOON TRADES TESLAS FOR TITILLATION IN ROBOTIC REBOOT
Elon Musk has reportedly announced plans to acquire “the most advanced piece of penetrative machinery mankind has ever engineered” — a pneumatic sex robot
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Kent Seaside Residents Rejoice as Cyclone Changes Course for Pas-Ici-sur-Mer
Residents of Pett-Neville were cheering and rejoicing as scenes of destruction flooded news channels. The storm made landfall instead in the French resort town of Pas-Ici-sur-Mer.
Massive Prick Splits Western Civilisation in Half
Donald Trump may have a small penis (according to this testimony from Katie Johnson who was raped by Trump on Epstein's private island when she was only 13), but he sure is a massive prick.
We made a video of his prick splitting the White House (and thus
Cottingley Fairies Exposed Again by AI Slop
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Hot off the wings of disappointment: newly “discovered” video footage of the infamous Cottingley Fairies case has surfaced—and it’s somehow worse than the cardboard cutouts from 1917.
Yes, dear readers, in an era where AI can allegedly conjure photorealistic dragons and photogenic pizza,
What To Do If The Moon Explodes (Hilarious Poem Vide0)
Check it out peeps, we made a video of one of Stephen Prime's hilarious satirical poems (or pwems as he calls them, the daft sod).
Here it is in all its YouTube embedded glory!
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Corporate Yeast and Betrayal
Microbial Corporate Behaviour:
* Symbiosis: Early-stage alliances where two companies or leaders feed off each other’s strengths.
* Competition: As they grow, resources get scarce or power gets lopsided, and like yeast, they start budding off, splitting or poisoning each other to survive.
* Mutation: Adapt or die. Companies evolve, pivot, merge,
ELON MUSK ABOLISHES DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, INTRODUCES 'MUSK TIME' INSTEAD
New Global Time System Will Now Follow Elon’s Sleep Schedule, Twitter Meltdowns, and Gut Instincts
In a bold, definitely-not-insane move, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has abolished Daylight Savings Time and replaced it with his own revolutionary system — MUSK TIME™.
Under the new system, all clocks worldwide will be