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Trump Saves Kitten in Heroic Rescuedafuq

Trump Saves Kitten in Heroic Rescuedafuq

In the blaze of America’s most heroic fantasy, there came the tale of Donald Trump and the kitten. Yes, that Donald Trump, the man who once claimed he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose votes. This time, he was saving the day—and a kitten—from

Trump takes "The Biggest Dump in History"

Trump takes "The Biggest Dump in History"

It started with a tweet, as all great disasters do: “Just took the biggest, most tremendous dump. Doctors are calling it a miracle. Maybe the largest in history! No one’s ever seen anything like it. MAGA!” The internet exploded. Memes of toilets with golden thrones adorned every social media

Last Oil Factory still winning against the melting ice caps.

Last Oil Factory still winning against the melting ice caps.

Who said global warming would slow down capitalism? Although the world has found itself mostly underwater, we need heating and air conditioning and automated water bailing units a lot more now than we ever did. When the tides had consumed most of human civilization, one beacon of hope remained: a

Nobody expects the End of the World

Nobody expects the End of the World

Nobody saw it coming. Sure, scientists said the ice caps were melting. Sure, they published studies, made documentaries, and literally stood in front of cameras yelling about carbon emissions. But really, who could have guessed that dumping CO2 into the atmosphere for two centuries straight would actually cause global sea

Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition Announced

New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition Announced

UK Government to Replace all CCTV Cameras in London with one "Giant Eye in the Sky"

UK Government to Replace all CCTV Cameras in London with one "Giant Eye in the Sky"

Giant eye in the sky will hover over london, blocking out the sun but keeping the streets safe, or at least recording crime