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The Hooker in the Toy Box: Why We Crave the Corrupted Childhood

The Hooker in the Toy Box: Why We Crave the Corrupted Childhood

That viral Toy Story image is just the tip of the iceberg. A deep dive into "dual-addressing," the psychology of the adult wink, and the thin line between comedy and predation.
Ellie Gaunt, Go Mi 02 Feb 2026
Duolingo Announces New "Real World" Curriculum Focused Exclusively on Insults, Swearing, and Emotional Devastation

Duolingo Announces New "Real World" Curriculum Focused Exclusively on Insults, Swearing, and Emotional Devastation

In a bleak pivot, Duolingo is scraping lessons on ordering coffee for "Project Mayhem," a new update focused entirely on teaching proficiency in high-level profanity and cultural slurs. "We’re just democratizing access to being an asshole globally," says the company.
Go Mi 22 Jan 2026
And Then We Added the Monkey Drum

And Then We Added the Monkey Drum

This is a post about the recently released and no-doubt controversial 'song' TRAVIS by 'band' Wolfugue.
Stephen Prime 13 Dec 2025
72% OF KMFDM FANS STILL THINK NAME MEANS “KILL MOTHER-FUCKING DEPECHE MODE

72% OF KMFDM FANS STILL THINK NAME MEANS “KILL MOTHER-FUCKING DEPECHE MODE

Depeche Mode respond with a polite statement: “We do not remember asking to be murdered.”
Go Mi 03 Nov 2025

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THE LARGE PRINT GIVETH | and the small print taketh away - Tom Waits