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EXCLUSIVE: Leaked "Grok 4.1" Patch Notes Reveal New "Predator" Subscription Tier

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked "Grok 4.1" Patch Notes Reveal New "Predator" Subscription Tier

We obtained the "internal" changelog for Grok's latest update. It turns out the fix for the revenge-porn scandal wasn't to stop it, but to charge $29.99 for it. Includes the "Toaster Defense" analysis.

MUSK UNVEILS ROBOCOCK, OFFERS HORSES TO THE MASSES

MUSK UNVEILS ROBOCOCK, OFFERS HORSES TO THE MASSES

Elon Musk—lover, rocket man, alleged horse baron—has once again launched himself into the headlines genitals-first. While Tesla stock yo-yos and his children’s names start to resemble CAPTCHA codes, the Model D promises a future where men can literally fuck machines—and possibly sue them afterward.

Tesla's are not the only thing that need recharging regularly after being plugged in

TECH TYCOON TRADES TESLAS FOR TITILLATION IN ROBOTIC REBOOT

Elon Musk has reportedly announced plans to acquire “the most advanced piece of penetrative machinery mankind has ever engineered” — a pneumatic sex robot

Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans

Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans

Musk will inject his own cells into the ocean, creating an oceanic rebrand even worse than X

Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast

Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast

Elon Musk’s hand shot forward—not a Nazi salute, of course not! No, it was a sonic boom aimed at our values.