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Existential Weather Forecast

Existential Weather Forecast

A cold front of stagnation barrels in from the west, spreading through minds and dampened hopes. Expect intermittent flashes of self-doubt, followed by heavy showers of nostalgia, pooling regret across low-lying areas of ambition.
Stephen Prime 27 Jan 2025
Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans

Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans

Musk will inject his own cells into the ocean, creating an oceanic rebrand even worse than X
Stephen Prime 24 Jan 2025
Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast

Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast

Elon Musk’s hand shot forward—not a Nazi salute, of course not! No, it was a sonic boom aimed at our values.
Stephen Prime 22 Jan 2025
The MAGA Remix: How the Village People Became America’s New Anthem

The MAGA Remix: How the Village People Became America’s New Anthem

Village People took center stage at Donald Trump’s second inauguration today, debuting a brand-new rendition of their iconic hit “Y.M.C.A.” rebranded as “M.A.G.A.”
Stephen Prime 20 Jan 2025
Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

Stephen Prime 19 Feb 2014
New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition Announced

New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition Announced

Stephen Prime 08 Nov 2011
UK Government to Replace all CCTV Cameras in London with one "Giant Eye in the Sky"

UK Government to Replace all CCTV Cameras in London with one "Giant Eye in the Sky"

Giant eye in the sky will hover over london, blocking out the sun but keeping the streets safe, or at least recording crime
Stephen Prime 07 Jun 2010

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