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Existential Weather Forecast
A cold front of stagnation barrels in from the west, spreading through minds and dampened hopes. Expect intermittent flashes of self-doubt, followed by heavy showers of nostalgia, pooling regret across low-lying areas of ambition.
Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast
Elon Musk’s hand shot forward—not a Nazi salute, of course not! No, it was a sonic boom aimed at our values.
Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle
New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition Announced
UK Government to Replace all CCTV Cameras in London with one "Giant Eye in the Sky"
Giant eye in the sky will hover over london, blocking out the sun but keeping the streets safe, or at least recording crime