Donald Trump's April Fools Prank Isn't Funny
Donald Trump appeared to finally atone for his sins, from his treatment of women to the ongoing conflict in Iran. But as with everything in the age of Truth Social, the truth was the first casualty.
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God Mode: When Empire Plays Reality With Mods
From Sam Kriss’s "sandbox mode" to the blunt reality of nuclear war, we unpack the empire's transition from statecraft to "griefing" the global server.
"Bleeding Eyes Normal"
Trump Administration reclassifies involuntary bleeding as a patriotic act.
Liberté, Égalité, Find Out: France Raids X for Child Safety Crimes and Summons Musk on Hitler’s Birthday
France raids X’s offices for child safety crimes and summons Elon Musk on 4/20—Hitler’s birthday. The "Find Out" phase has begun for the free speech absolutist.
The Britannia Card™: Nigel Farage Invents a Frequent-Flyer Scheme for the Aristocracy of Tax Evasion
Nigel Farage's latest policy proposal: the “Britannia Card.” A Tax Break for the ultra-rich. His bare-faced lies have nowhere to hide.
TRUMP’S TRUTH FUMES TRIGGER LAWSUIT: AIDE CLAIMS HE DEVELOPED EMPHYSEMA FROM INHALING PRESIDENT’S BULLSHIT
Trump Aide files suit after claims breathing the President's Bullshit gave him emphysema.
SUMMIT HAILED AS SUCCESS; TRUMP LEAVES JAPAN WITH SACRED PUTTER, NOBEL NOD
A "masterclass in targeted adulation," The Sycophantic Presidential Golden Shower.