God Mode: When Empire Plays Reality With Mods
From Sam Kriss’s "sandbox mode" to the blunt reality of nuclear war, we unpack the empire's transition from statecraft to "griefing" the global server.
Stephen Prime
"Bleeding Eyes Normal"
Trump Administration reclassifies involuntary bleeding as a patriotic act.
Liberté, Égalité, Find Out: France Raids X for Child Safety Crimes and Summons Musk on Hitler’s Birthday
France raids X’s offices for child safety crimes and summons Elon Musk on 4/20—Hitler’s birthday. The "Find Out" phase has begun for the free speech absolutist.
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked "Grok 4.1" Patch Notes Reveal New "Predator" Subscription Tier
We obtained the "internal" changelog for Grok's latest update. It turns out the fix for the revenge-porn scandal wasn't to stop it, but to charge $29.99 for it. Includes the "Toaster Defense" analysis.
And Then We Added the Monkey Drum
This is a post about the recently released and no-doubt controversial 'song' TRAVIS by 'band' Wolfugue.
The Britannia Card™: Nigel Farage Invents a Frequent-Flyer Scheme for the Aristocracy of Tax Evasion
Nigel Farage's latest policy proposal: the “Britannia Card.” A Tax Break for the ultra-rich. His bare-faced lies have nowhere to hide.
SUMMIT HAILED AS SUCCESS; TRUMP LEAVES JAPAN WITH SACRED PUTTER, NOBEL NOD
A "masterclass in targeted adulation," The Sycophantic Presidential Golden Shower.