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Existential Weather Forecast A cold front of stagnation barrels in from the west, spreading through minds and dampened hopes. Expect intermittent flashes of self-doubt, followed by heavy showers of nostalgia, pooling regret across low-lying areas of ambition.
Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans Musk will inject his own cells into the ocean, creating an oceanic rebrand even worse than X
Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast Elon Musk’s hand shot forward—not a Nazi salute, of course not! No, it was a sonic boom aimed at our values.
Trump's Blue Monday: The Most Depressing Day Ever The second coming of Trump lands squarely on Blue Monday. On the “most depressing day of the year,” we’re swearing in the man who tried to buy Greenland. You couldn’t make this shit up.
The MAGA Remix: How the Village People Became America’s New Anthem Village People took center stage at Donald Trump’s second inauguration today, debuting a brand-new rendition of their iconic hit “Y.M.C.A.” rebranded as “M.A.G.A.”