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Stephen Prime

The Digital Troll under the bridge to Memeland. King of the Shitposters.

ELON MUSK ABOLISHES DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, INTRODUCES 'MUSK TIME' INSTEAD

ELON MUSK ABOLISHES DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, INTRODUCES 'MUSK TIME' INSTEAD

New Global Time System Will Now Follow Elon’s Sleep Schedule, Twitter Meltdowns, and Gut Instincts In a bold, definitely-not-insane move, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has abolished Daylight Savings Time and replaced it with his own revolutionary system — MUSK TIME™. Under the new system, all clocks worldwide will be

Shitty Comic

Shitty Comic

I decided I'd write a new shitty comic and it's fucking ace. Have at it. #comics #cartoons #IcantdraweventhoughIhaveanartdegreeirl #notAI

Hate Yourself Even More With BodyShameR™

Hate Yourself Even More With BodyShameR™

Are you even slightly contoured, jiggly, or... normal? Pay a monthly fee for your own personalised self-hate algorithm.

Existential Weather Forecast

Existential Weather Forecast

A cold front of stagnation barrels in from the west, spreading through minds and dampened hopes. Expect intermittent flashes of self-doubt, followed by heavy showers of nostalgia, pooling regret across low-lying areas of ambition.

Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans

Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans

Musk will inject his own cells into the ocean, creating an oceanic rebrand even worse than X

Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast

Elon Musk ’s Sonic Boom Salute: The Natural Reflex of a Billionaire Beast

Elon Musk’s hand shot forward—not a Nazi salute, of course not! No, it was a sonic boom aimed at our values.

Trump's Blue Monday: The Most Depressing Day Ever

Trump's Blue Monday: The Most Depressing Day Ever

The second coming of Trump lands squarely on Blue Monday. On the “most depressing day of the year,” we’re swearing in the man who tried to buy Greenland. You couldn’t make this shit up.