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BBC Issues Unprecedented Recall of Ricky Gervais’s Entire Catalogue After Shocking Discovery: He Was Just Being a Prick All Along

BBC Issues Unprecedented Recall of Ricky Gervais’s Entire Catalogue After Shocking Discovery: He Was Just Being a Prick All Along

BBC investigation uncovers the comedian isn't "meta", he's just a prick. Gervais fans quickly do a double-turn and pretend they never liked him.
Stephen Prime 21 Oct 2025
Tesla's are not the only thing that need recharging regularly after being plugged in

TECH TYCOON TRADES TESLAS FOR TITILLATION IN ROBOTIC REBOOT

Elon Musk has reportedly announced plans to acquire “the most advanced piece of penetrative machinery mankind has ever engineered” — a pneumatic sex robot
Stephen Prime 20 Oct 2025
Kent Seaside Residents Rejoice as Cyclone Changes Course for Pas-Ici-sur-Mer

Kent Seaside Residents Rejoice as Cyclone Changes Course for Pas-Ici-sur-Mer

Residents of Pett-Neville were cheering and rejoicing as scenes of destruction flooded news channels. The storm made landfall instead in the French resort town of Pas-Ici-sur-Mer.
Go Mi 19 Oct 2025

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THE LARGE PRINT GIVETH | and the small print taketh away - Tom Waits