Lasanum Skibidiense - An Ancient Roman Satire | The Scriptorium Brainrot
Discover how an imperial latrine puppet named Lasanum Skibidiense terrified Emperor Domitian in 95 CE. Read the definitive, translated text of Pliny’s warning.
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I Read Andrew Tate So You Don't Have To
I paid for Andrew Tate’s premium tier so you didn't have to. I went looking for the architect of the Matrix, but all I found was a man trapped in a velvet snood of his own making, terrified of still water and writing love letters to men who knocked him out.
The Hooker in the Toy Box: Why We Crave the Corrupted Childhood
That viral Toy Story image is just the tip of the iceberg. A deep dive into "dual-addressing," the psychology of the adult wink, and the thin line between comedy and predation.
Duolingo Announces New "Real World" Curriculum Focused Exclusively on Insults, Swearing, and Emotional Devastation
In a bleak pivot, Duolingo is scraping lessons on ordering coffee for "Project Mayhem," a new update focused entirely on teaching proficiency in high-level profanity and cultural slurs. "We’re just democratizing access to being an asshole globally," says the company.
And Then We Added the Monkey Drum
This is a post about the recently released and no-doubt controversial 'song' TRAVIS by 'band' Wolfugue.
72% OF KMFDM FANS STILL THINK NAME MEANS “KILL MOTHER-FUCKING DEPECHE MODE
Depeche Mode respond with a polite statement: “We do not remember asking to be murdered.”