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Louvre Confirms Mona Lisa Replaced with ‘Hide the Pain Harold’ Three Weeks Ago; Visitor Satisfaction Up 41%

Following a three-week undetected heist, the Musée du Louvre admits Leonardo da Vinci’s masterwork was quietly swapped for Hungarian pensioner András Arató. Exit polls confirm visitors overwhelmingly prefer the authentic grimace of modern existential agony.

Satirical illustration of the sigma grindset of the youthful proletariat in a modern sweatshop

A Treatise Upon the Sigma Grindset of the Youthful Proletariat; Or, Why the NPCs Must Cease Their Weeping Over the Looms

Why the adult labourer is totally mid, and how the free market relies on the youthful hustle of ten-year-olds at the deep fryer.

I Read Andrew Tate So You Don't Have To

I Read Andrew Tate So You Don't Have To

I paid for Andrew Tate’s premium tier so you didn't have to. I went looking for the architect of the Matrix, but all I found was a man trapped in a velvet snood of his own making, terrified of still water and writing love letters to men who knocked him out.

Duolingo Announces New "Real World" Curriculum Focused Exclusively on Insults, Swearing, and Emotional Devastation

Duolingo Announces New "Real World" Curriculum Focused Exclusively on Insults, Swearing, and Emotional Devastation

In a bleak pivot, Duolingo is scraping lessons on ordering coffee for "Project Mayhem," a new update focused entirely on teaching proficiency in high-level profanity and cultural slurs. "We’re just democratizing access to being an asshole globally," says the company.

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked "Grok 4.1" Patch Notes Reveal New "Predator" Subscription Tier

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked "Grok 4.1" Patch Notes Reveal New "Predator" Subscription Tier

We obtained the "internal" changelog for Grok's latest update. It turns out the fix for the revenge-porn scandal wasn't to stop it, but to charge $29.99 for it. Includes the "Toaster Defense" analysis.