Lasanum Skibidiense - An Ancient Roman Satire | The Scriptorium Brainrot
Discover how an imperial latrine puppet named Lasanum Skibidiense terrified Emperor Domitian in 95 CE. Read the definitive, translated text of Pliny’s warning.
Satire
I Read Andrew Tate So You Don't Have To
I paid for Andrew Tate’s premium tier so you didn't have to. I went looking for the architect of the Matrix, but all I found was a man trapped in a velvet snood of his own making, terrified of still water and writing love letters to men who knocked him out.
J.K. Rowling and Graham Linehan Announce Groundbreaking Transition into Human Centipede to Form 'Ultimate Echo Chamber'
J.K. Rowling and Graham Linehan announce joint surgical transition to become a human centipede to Avoid Dissenting Opinions
Duolingo Announces New "Real World" Curriculum Focused Exclusively on Insults, Swearing, and Emotional Devastation
In a bleak pivot, Duolingo is scraping lessons on ordering coffee for "Project Mayhem," a new update focused entirely on teaching proficiency in high-level profanity and cultural slurs. "We’re just democratizing access to being an asshole globally," says the company.
A Modest Proposal for the Acquisition of the North, for the Preventing of the Children of Inuit from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick (Defence)
"If we are to be an Empire, let us be an honest one." Lemuel Trolliver dissects the 'Modest Proposal' to purchase Greenland, exposing the Imperial Realpolitik beneath the 'real estate' rhetoric. Includes a special rebuttal from a very real, definitely-not-automated Russian patriot.
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked "Grok 4.1" Patch Notes Reveal New "Predator" Subscription Tier
We obtained the "internal" changelog for Grok's latest update. It turns out the fix for the revenge-porn scandal wasn't to stop it, but to charge $29.99 for it. Includes the "Toaster Defense" analysis.
The 0.42% Apocalypse
Your father thinks asylum seekers are eating caviar in 4-star hotels. We ran the numbers: the only thing "luxury" about the crisis is the £383m profit margin for Serco. Lemuel Trolliver dismantles the "casual racism" of the dinner table.